We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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