Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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