Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We got so high we made milksteak
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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