I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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