he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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