I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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