just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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