I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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