That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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