ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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