with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
They took my balls.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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