oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
