sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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