god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just gift wrapped bread.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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