I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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