Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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