Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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