I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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