I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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