please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
