How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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