In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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