I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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