Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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