Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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