I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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