Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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