PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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