I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just found a bag of teeth...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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