some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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