sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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