She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Randomize
