your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
