normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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