# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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