if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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