Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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