Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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