THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
