i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
