Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
