i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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