She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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