But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
you never un-have a 4some
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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