Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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