My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
