someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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