Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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