Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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