she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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